|The story of the slit mouth woman did not originate in Russia. It originated in modern urban Japan. In 1979 a woman was in an accident with similar features to that woman which many children saw.|
I am thinking you are being confused, Comrade. Party is declaring that slit mouth woman incident happen in Motherland, so it must be true.
“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”
Such is life in Motherland.
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Am only working for good of Motherland, like all good Soviet.
"A Monster from Hell," 19th c. Russian hand colored lubok print.
Is said that there was woman who was mutilated by husband after he drank too much vodka. Husband take scissors and cut open mouth from ear to ear. Woman return as ghost, keeping her mouth covered with thick scarf to protect against cold Russian winter. Woman approaches child and asks if child is finding her pretty. If child say “Nyet,” woman kill child with scissors. If child say “Da,” woman removes scarf to show mutilated face and asks again if she is pretty. Child who now says “Nyet” will be killed and woman will mutilate child who says “Da.”
Good Soviet child knows to berate woman for bothering them when there is always work to be done for glorious Motherland. Woman will then apologize and return to work in tractor factory.
There was couple in Moscow who had just moved into old estate. When they moved in, they decide to drink wine cellar dry, but find large barrel of vodka. They tried moving it and even got comrades around to help, but they couldn’t budge it. In the end, they decided to have housewarming party and give glasses of vodka out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after party, they went into the cellar and tried to move barrel again. It still wouldn’t move. Husband goes to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was dead body and they had drank the vodka that had preserved it. Like true Soviets who survived siege of Stalingrad, they eat body too.
Such is life in Mother Russia.
Владыка мира - капитал, золотой кумир
The lord of the world- Capital, gold idol
Father is taking young girl out to fly kite. Girl is sad because kite remind her of her mother who has been missing for long time. Kite and her mother seem to have same colorful tattoos.
Such is life in Motherland.
children in Soviet Russia exposing their bodies to a uv lamp to make up for the lack of sun they were getting
Following nuclear apocalypse brought on by American aggression, only one man is being left alive on Earth. Man is coming home one night, drinking last bottle of vodka and lying down on bed. Suddenly man is hearing knock at door.
Is KGB agent. KGB arrests man for hoarding last bottle of vodka. Man is sent to smoldering crater that was once Siberia.
Ruins of Russia’s Catherine Palace following World War II.
In cave somewhere in Altai mountains is severed mummified head.
If you are true Soviet, you can remove own head and replace it with severed mummified one. Doing so will imbue you with immeasurable power of glorious proletariat worker.
Once young girl is in bedroom reading about history of glorious Soviet Union when she is hearing her mother call to her from kitchen. Being good obedient child, girl runs downstairs to see what mother wants. As she is running down hallway, hand reaches out from cupboard under stairs and grabs her. Is girl’s mother. Mother whispers to child, “Don’t go in kitchen. I heard it too.”
Girl berates her mother for being coward and finds capitalist spy in kitchen. Girl reports spy to KGB and is given extra bread ration. Mother is sentenced to hard labor for failing to do duty to Motherland.