In Soviet Russia, You Scare Creepypasta
USSR is being scary place, especially for capitalist American pigs.
Is very good.
armedandgayngerous

Is only truth, comrade.

Comrade, I am being thrilled like good worker receiving praise from Stalin that you have returned to spread the truth.
anomalousdata

Is good to hear comrade, but be remembering that true joy comes only from hard work for glory of Motherland.

Why Reznov Not Spared for showing true Soviet Strength at Vorkuta He Only Helped Wipe Off Fascist Pig from earth when Enhancing KGB Brainwash on re-educated Capitalist Gypsy Pig
Anonymous

Good comrade does not ask too many question about such things.

This blog is gold, comrade
Anonymous

That is sounding like capitalist rhetoric, comrade. KGB will investigate.

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sovietcreepypasta:

Is said that there was woman who was mutilated by husband after he drank too much vodka. Husband take scissors and cut open mouth from ear to ear.  Woman return as ghost, keeping her mouth covered with thick scarf to protect against cold Russian winter.  Woman approaches child and asks if child is finding her pretty. If child say “Nyet,” woman kill child with scissors. If child say “Da,” woman removes scarf to show mutilated face and asks again if she is pretty. Child who now says “Nyet” will be killed and woman will mutilate child who says “Da.”
Good Soviet child knows to berate woman for bothering them when there is always work to be done for glorious Motherland. Woman will then apologize and return to work in tractor factory.

sovietcreepypasta:

Is said that there was woman who was mutilated by husband after he drank too much vodka. Husband take scissors and cut open mouth from ear to ear.  Woman return as ghost, keeping her mouth covered with thick scarf to protect against cold Russian winter.  Woman approaches child and asks if child is finding her pretty. If child say “Nyet,” woman kill child with scissors. If child say “Da,” woman removes scarf to show mutilated face and asks again if she is pretty. Child who now says “Nyet” will be killed and woman will mutilate child who says “Da.”

Good Soviet child knows to berate woman for bothering them when there is always work to be done for glorious Motherland. Woman will then apologize and return to work in tractor factory.

sovietcreepypasta:

There was couple in Moscow who had just moved into old estate. When they moved in, they decide to drink wine cellar dry, but find large barrel of vodka. They tried moving it and even got comrades around to help, but they couldn’t budge it. In the end, they decided to have housewarming party and give glasses of vodka out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after party, they went into the cellar and tried to move barrel again. It still wouldn’t move. Husband goes to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was dead body and they had drank the vodka that had preserved it. Like true Soviets who survived siege of Stalingrad, they eat body too. Such is life in Mother Russia.

sovietcreepypasta:

There was couple in Moscow who had just moved into old estate. When they moved in, they decide to drink wine cellar dry, but find large barrel of vodka. They tried moving it and even got comrades around to help, but they couldn’t budge it. In the end, they decided to have housewarming party and give glasses of vodka out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after party, they went into the cellar and tried to move barrel again. It still wouldn’t move. Husband goes to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was dead body and they had drank the vodka that had preserved it. Like true Soviets who survived siege of Stalingrad, they eat body too. 

Such is life in Mother Russia.

sovietcreepypasta:

Father is taking young girl out to fly kite.  Girl is sad because kite remind her of her mother who has been missing for long time. Kite and her mother seem to have same colorful tattoos.
Such is life in Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

Father is taking young girl out to fly kite.  Girl is sad because kite remind her of her mother who has been missing for long time. Kite and her mother seem to have same colorful tattoos.

Such is life in Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once young girl is in bedroom reading about history of glorious Soviet Union when she is hearing her mother call to her from kitchen.  Being good obedient child, girl runs downstairs to see what mother wants.  As she is running down hallway, hand reaches out from cupboard under stairs and grabs her. Is girl’s mother. Mother whispers to child, “Don’t go in kitchen. I heard it too.”
Girl berates her mother for being coward and finds capitalist spy in kitchen. Girl reports spy to KGB and is given extra bread ration. Mother is sentenced to hard labor for failing to do duty to Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once young girl is in bedroom reading about history of glorious Soviet Union when she is hearing her mother call to her from kitchen.  Being good obedient child, girl runs downstairs to see what mother wants.  As she is running down hallway, hand reaches out from cupboard under stairs and grabs her. Is girl’s mother. Mother whispers to child, “Don’t go in kitchen. I heard it too.”

Girl berates her mother for being coward and finds capitalist spy in kitchen. Girl reports spy to KGB and is given extra bread ration. Mother is sentenced to hard labor for failing to do duty to Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

In cave somewhere in Altai mountains is severed mummified head.
If you are true Soviet, you can remove own head and replace it with severed mummified one. Doing so will imbue you with immeasurable power of glorious proletariat worker.

sovietcreepypasta:

In cave somewhere in Altai mountains is severed mummified head.

If you are true Soviet, you can remove own head and replace it with severed mummified one. Doing so will imbue you with immeasurable power of glorious proletariat worker.

sovietcreepypasta:

Following nuclear apocalypse brought on by American aggression, only one man is being left alive on Earth. Man is coming home one night, drinking last bottle of vodka and lying down on bed. Suddenly man is hearing knock at door.
Is KGB agent. KGB arrests man for hoarding last bottle of vodka. Man is sent to smoldering crater that was once Siberia.

sovietcreepypasta:

Following nuclear apocalypse brought on by American aggression, only one man is being left alive on Earth. Man is coming home one night, drinking last bottle of vodka and lying down on bed. Suddenly man is hearing knock at door.

Is KGB agent. KGB arrests man for hoarding last bottle of vodka. Man is sent to smoldering crater that was once Siberia.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once there was father, good Soviet worker, putting son to bed.  Son asks father, “Will you check under bed for capitalist?” Father humors son even knowing that no capitalist in Soviet Union would go undiscovered by KGB.  He looks under bed and sees son there, shivering like alcoholic who has run out of vodka and whispering, “Papa, is capitalist pig on my bed.”
Man turns both boys over to KGB just to be safe and dies of liver failure few months later. Such is life in Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once there was father, good Soviet worker, putting son to bed.  Son asks father, “Will you check under bed for capitalist?” Father humors son even knowing that no capitalist in Soviet Union would go undiscovered by KGB.  He looks under bed and sees son there, shivering like alcoholic who has run out of vodka and whispering, “Papa, is capitalist pig on my bed.”

Man turns both boys over to KGB just to be safe and dies of liver failure few months later. Such is life in Motherland.

sovietcreepypasta:

There is legend that if Comrade is standing in front of mirror in dark room and saying “Bloody Mariya” three times, ghost of woman covered in blood will appear and steal Comrade’s vodka.

sovietcreepypasta:

There is legend that if Comrade is standing in front of mirror in dark room and saying “Bloody Mariya” three times, ghost of woman covered in blood will appear and steal Comrade’s vodka.

sovietcreepypasta:

Do not be afraid of capitalist, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet, but do not be looking up, KGB agent does not wish to be seen.

sovietcreepypasta:

Do not be afraid of capitalist, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet, but do not be looking up, KGB agent does not wish to be seen.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once there was woman who caught her husband being unfaithful with syphilitic prostitute. Overcome by emotion, she is drowning her children in icy river and then killing herself.  However, woman is good Soviet worker and reports to work next day anyway.  Foreman asks her, “Where are your children, Comrade? Even child must work to strengthen motherland.” Woman replies that she does not know, so foreman tells her to go find children and bring them to work.  Now woman wanders by bodies of water, bringing all children she finds back to Motherland to become good Communist workers.

sovietcreepypasta:

Once there was woman who caught her husband being unfaithful with syphilitic prostitute. Overcome by emotion, she is drowning her children in icy river and then killing herself.  However, woman is good Soviet worker and reports to work next day anyway.  Foreman asks her, “Where are your children, Comrade? Even child must work to strengthen motherland.” Woman replies that she does not know, so foreman tells her to go find children and bring them to work.  Now woman wanders by bodies of water, bringing all children she finds back to Motherland to become good Communist workers.