In Soviet Russia, You Scare Creepypasta
USSR is being scary place, especially for capitalist American pigs.
russiamagazine:

Breed rabbits, 1957

russiamagazine:

Breed rabbits, 1957

fuckyeahsovietrussia:


APRIL 12, 1961 IS COSMONAUTS’ DAY. ☭

fuckyeahsovietrussia:

APRIL 12, 1961 IS COSMONAUTS’ DAY. 

Thank you. Now I'm not scared.
Anonymous

Then you are true Soviet, Comrade! For true Soviet fears nothing.

weirdvintage:

"Hide the hair."—Soviet workplace safety poster, 1920s (via Retronaut)

weirdvintage:

"Hide the hair."—Soviet workplace safety poster, 1920s (via Retronaut)

Comrade, I have doubt of tale CAT IS HERO OF SOVIET MOTHERLAND. Tale says "even a cat can be trained to report its owner". But true Soviet worker do not own. Owning is capitalist bourgeois.
Anonymous

That is good catch, Comrade! Great Lenin is declaring that true communist cannot own animal.

Not to be worrying, though, person responsible for spreading capitalist propaganda will be found by KGB and sent to Siberia.

The story of the slit mouth woman did not originate in Russia. It originated in modern urban Japan. In 1979 a woman was in an accident with similar features to that woman which many children saw.
Anonymous

I am thinking you are being confused, Comrade. Party is declaring that slit mouth woman incident happen in Motherland, so it must be true.


“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”

Such is life in Motherland.

“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”

Such is life in Motherland.

(Source: theroyaltenenblarghs)

this blog is great, tovarish. You be blessed by the spirit of Stalin.
silverfaggot

Am only working for good of Motherland, like all good Soviet.

appendixjournal:

"A Monster from Hell," 19th c. Russian hand colored lubok print.

appendixjournal:

"A Monster from Hell," 19th c. Russian hand colored lubok print.

Is said that there was woman who was mutilated by husband after he drank too much vodka. Husband take scissors and cut open mouth from ear to ear.  Woman return as ghost, keeping her mouth covered with thick scarf to protect against cold Russian winter.  Woman approaches child and asks if child is finding her pretty. If child say “Nyet,” woman kill child with scissors. If child say “Da,” woman removes scarf to show mutilated face and asks again if she is pretty. Child who now says “Nyet” will be killed and woman will mutilate child who says “Da.”
Good Soviet child knows to berate woman for bothering them when there is always work to be done for glorious Motherland. Woman will then apologize and return to work in tractor factory.

Is said that there was woman who was mutilated by husband after he drank too much vodka. Husband take scissors and cut open mouth from ear to ear.  Woman return as ghost, keeping her mouth covered with thick scarf to protect against cold Russian winter.  Woman approaches child and asks if child is finding her pretty. If child say “Nyet,” woman kill child with scissors. If child say “Da,” woman removes scarf to show mutilated face and asks again if she is pretty. Child who now says “Nyet” will be killed and woman will mutilate child who says “Da.”

Good Soviet child knows to berate woman for bothering them when there is always work to be done for glorious Motherland. Woman will then apologize and return to work in tractor factory.

elpresoenelcraneo:

Baba Yaga house 

elpresoenelcraneo:

Baba Yaga house 

There was couple in Moscow who had just moved into old estate. When they moved in, they decide to drink wine cellar dry, but find large barrel of vodka. They tried moving it and even got comrades around to help, but they couldn’t budge it. In the end, they decided to have housewarming party and give glasses of vodka out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after party, they went into the cellar and tried to move barrel again. It still wouldn’t move. Husband goes to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was dead body and they had drank the vodka that had preserved it. Like true Soviets who survived siege of Stalingrad, they eat body too. Such is life in Mother Russia.

There was couple in Moscow who had just moved into old estate. When they moved in, they decide to drink wine cellar dry, but find large barrel of vodka. They tried moving it and even got comrades around to help, but they couldn’t budge it. In the end, they decided to have housewarming party and give glasses of vodka out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after party, they went into the cellar and tried to move barrel again. It still wouldn’t move. Husband goes to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was dead body and they had drank the vodka that had preserved it. Like true Soviets who survived siege of Stalingrad, they eat body too. 

Such is life in Mother Russia.

soviet-posters:

Владыка мира - капитал, золотой кумир 
The lord of the world- Capital, gold idol

soviet-posters:

Владыка мира - капитал, золотой кумир 

The lord of the world- Capital, gold idol

Father is taking young girl out to fly kite.  Girl is sad because kite remind her of her mother who has been missing for long time. Kite and her mother seem to have same colorful tattoos.
Such is life in Motherland.

Father is taking young girl out to fly kite.  Girl is sad because kite remind her of her mother who has been missing for long time. Kite and her mother seem to have same colorful tattoos.

Such is life in Motherland.

tokepushpop:

children in Soviet Russia exposing their bodies to a uv lamp to make up for the lack of sun they were getting

tokepushpop:

children in Soviet Russia exposing their bodies to a uv lamp to make up for the lack of sun they were getting