Greetings comrades, I have story to tell. You won’t believe me because you are probably greedy capitalist pig dog, but I’m done trying to convince gypsies like you.
It was three weeks ago. Was on Google looking for sites of glorious proletariat and motherland, found way to imageboard. Everyone on board spoke like gypsy wailing in the night, said things like “Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN!”
That was phrase used repeatedly. ”The king come down.” At first, thought it was spam because nobody in glorious motherland spread monarchy propaganda, but use was too frequent to be spam. Would be typos, and numbers not appear random.
Decided “fuck it”, will see what’s going on with site. Posted in what appeared to be “random board”, much like American pig dog board /b/. Offered greetings, said was new, and looking to start thread about motherland. Asked them to post best pictures of glorious workers and motherland.
That was first time it started. Remember first reply very clearly. Said, “Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!” From there it got strange. More posts similar to gypsy spells, and spreading more monarchistic propaganda. From there, they speak like capitalist pigs. Posting characters from many language.
Had no idea what was going on.
Then saw phrase again. Numbers followed by “The king come down.”
Following that, power cut off. Complete black out, darker than inside cave of bear. Flipped switches back up, and power went back on. Came back to filthy capitalist computer, but with image of boy on screen. He looked like gypsy boy, no older than ten.
Later found boy and beat him for being filthy gypsy and turning off power to shack. KGB later shut down site for spreading filthy monarchy and capitalist propaganda. Soon new site come back to spread imagery of motherland. Sent to Siberia for hoarding capitalist computer like pig dog.
Such is life in the motherland.